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the history of the entire world, i guess

a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.
"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"
by totiro May 31, 2017
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why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!
wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?
by meme_mastah September 3, 2018
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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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lock in foe i tweak out

its like saying, be cool before i go crazy ts
*somebody does some stupid shit*, "aye, cuzzo lock in foe i tweak out'
by iihearttnunu._ April 11, 2022
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I/O shield blood sacrifice

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.
Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.
by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013
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I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.
Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.
by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010
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i cant even right now

When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock
Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video

Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
by Kiralondon22 January 10, 2016
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