When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.
by naman203 June 17, 2022
by Cobb Zombie January 1, 2014
A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.
by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022
Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
by Linda Lazania October 5, 2017
by reggie bo June 22, 2010
Paul: Hey dude, haven’t seen you at the gym recently where you been?
Brandon: I’ve been slacking man, I need to get sweat.
Brandon: I’ve been slacking man, I need to get sweat.
by Proxtron October 1, 2020
An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 4, 2018