Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.

Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"

by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018

trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

kroger baby feet

Babies who run around in a grocery store with no shoes on and their feet get black and nasty

Look at that baby, she got kroger baby feet

by kat_moore May 17, 2023

Demon Baby

Any person that is born of a Dominican and Puerto Rican pairing.

Erica Mena is a demon baby.

by Hurón March 31, 2023

Baby

Namjoon

Namjoon is baby

by queen biych January 4, 2020

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022