Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

butt

something you will never have

damn your butt is big

by Evy<3 November 8, 2022

Tuckey butt

A male cross dresser that tucks his penis between his butt cheaks.

Look, here comes ol tuckey butt!

by Hooch 13 March 18, 2021

Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024

Butt Light

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.

“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025

Benghazi Butt Lift

A poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant, especially disproportionate, plastic surgery procedure for a woman's hips, butt, and/or thighs. Especially a poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant Brazilian butt lift. Phrase coined by Donny Rickles Jr.

Half the women on South Beach look like Picasso did their Benghazi butt lifts and Jello will see them in court!

by His wetness Donny Rickles Jr.! July 4, 2025

butt pass

Similar to a "hall pass" but for anal. A one time use, good to hop up in that ass.

"Damn, I'd really like to get up in that girl's ass, I wish I had a butt pass".

You were so nice at dinner tonight Tom. Here, you can have a butt pass!

by Foxiesupply September 5, 2023