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big dumb sex

Long, passionate, clumsy intercourse between obese people.
They have big dumb sex every night.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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SEX-BASED ECONOMY

The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
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Sex-box Live

When a couple engage in a video chat on xbox live that takes a sexual twist. Similar to a live sex cam.
John: I'm going home guys.
Dave: So you could play Sex-box Live with Anna? Have fun!
by Cool Kid7457 July 18, 2009
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Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
by Ebonyks December 28, 2009
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Russian Sex Dragon

The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021
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Hot Monkey Sex

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004
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Slip & Slide Sex

Having sex while a woman is on her period.
He doesn't like to have Slip & Slide sex because he doesn't like his shlong covered in blood.
by S&S fan June 12, 2009
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