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Zombie Sex

1.Dirty, kinky, masochistic sex with someone you love.

OR

2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.
1. Jon and Leya had Zombie Sex by having sex and biting one another until they bled.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.
by WrenaByrd July 29, 2012
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Plants Vs Zombies 3

Another game destroyed by EA. RIP Plants vs zombies merchandise.
Dude 1 : Hey, have you played "Plants Vs Zombies 3"?

Dude 2 : Nah man, that game sucks.
by Asian Dude 007 March 2, 2020
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zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.
"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand
by Pooploophu June 7, 2014
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Nazi zombies

Guy 1: I just bought Black ops, Dude.

Guy 2: Now we can play some Nazi zombies together.
by Chibideidara October 29, 2012
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Zombie Company

A company or business run by zombies.
That Zombie Company on Main Street has a great selection of items! But the manager kept following me around like he thought I was going to steal something. Or maybe he just wanted to eat me...
by Entropy Cow November 20, 2009
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Double Zombie

-noun
A zombie which has been bitten by a zombie of different origin, which feeds on both humans and zombies of its original form.

Theorized by DroQ, and popularized by such works as "Corpses and Generals: The Zombie Civil War" and "When Zombies Attack Zombies"
A "fast" zombie created by a virus (ie: 28 Days Later) is bitten by a "slow" zombie created by unknown supernatural means (ie: the original Night/Dawn/Day/Land of the Dead) resulting in a "Double Zombie"

The "double zombie" now moves slowly and decomposes like the "slow" zombies, and will feed on both "fast" zombies and humans.

This is possibly due to the "slow" zombie hunger for living tissue. Some theories indicate that "fast" zombies are not dead, only diseased. Their flesh, though tainted and possibly mutated, is still living human flesh.

Another condition that could lead to double zombification involves two zombies at different stages of zombie evolution. A more highly evolved strain of zombie may re-infect a less evolved zombie.
by Teb-o October 26, 2009
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Demo Zombie

A temporary condition that effects Costco Members after seeing an appealing food demonstration A.K.A. "demo". Once the Member has seen the demo they abandon their cart, wherever it is. Then in a very zombie-like fashion, often with arms up and in short but determined steps, they make their way to the vicinity of the demo cart and have been known to use pushing and/or broken nonsensical english to acquire said demo sample. After finishing the sample the Member can return to their normal state, unless another demo has been spotted, in which case the condition will continue.
Costco employee #1: " Hey man, you said you were going to get boxes twenty minutes ago, what happened?

Coscto Employee #2: "Sorry dude, I was coming down the main aisle with the boxes but got caught behind some Demo Zombies!"
by TasteLikeChicken September 26, 2010
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