Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
Get the Cheese Gurumug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. Ex. 1
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023
Get the Cheese Factorymug. The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella
"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"
"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
Get the Cheese Buttonmug. by Iammarmar July 14, 2017
Get the wrapper cheesemug. by Yeefelix October 21, 2019
Get the Stray Cheesemug. One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
by NemisisNat November 23, 2010
Get the Cheese Eaglemug.