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Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Cheese Factory

A prison or correctional facility known for housing informants, rats, and snitches.
Ex. 1

Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.

Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009

Ex. 2

Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!

Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023
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Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella
"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
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wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.
My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.
by Iammarmar July 14, 2017
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Stray Cheese

stan weirdos, stan stray cheese
by Yeefelix October 21, 2019
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Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
by NemisisNat November 23, 2010
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