Mind wipe

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said

Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."

by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

Ass wipe

man who get anal and then eats his ass XDDDDD

Nice ass wipe kyle

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Dick Wipe

To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.

1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.

2) D-PLY

by Manuelr11 May 12, 2015

jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023