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grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011
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Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.
"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss
by snrod June 20, 2011
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gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.
1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.
by Brendan7891 March 7, 2012
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pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.
He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.
by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021
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I am not okay with this

An epic Netflix original that got cancelled after the first season. Netflix, you have seriously bad taste in cancelling shows.
Feliz: Hey did you watch I am not okay with this?
Mia: Yessss
Felix: Netflix cancelled it!
Mia: I cannot believe Netflix had the AUDACITY to cancel it!
by Francesca is hot March 26, 2021
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Dr. Wilhelmy

1. see allsyouhavetoknow
2. A derogatory term for a teacher of chemistry.
3. Novel, 2012 by Richard Wilhelmy
4. see water polo
5. A mental disorder in which one has difficulty explaining one's ideas or knowledge to another.
6. see armpit sweat
7. see homework
8. see pop quiz
9. A person, place, or thing that can be considered offensive to the majority of the population.
1. You see class, Dr. Wilhelmy is ...
2. Did you here about that new chem teacher? Yeah, he sure his a Dr. Wilhelmy.
3. R. Wilhelmy's book Dr. Wilhelmy was published in 2012. Few copies were sold, but it gave an archetype for the very worst literature.
4. I'm really good at Dr Wilhelmy.
5. The teacher, who was suffering from Dr. Wilhelmy, had trouble explaining to her class.
6. His shirt was damp with Dr. Wilhelmy
7. I hate when we have lots of Dr. Wilhelmy!!
8. The chemistry teacher was planning on pulling a Dr. Wilhelmy on the class.
9. I hate that guy... he's such a Dr. Wil
by DOCKTERISH WILL December 14, 2011
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Winnie

A girl that you would fall in love after you've know how amazing she is. She is a hard worker that always does her best in everything, she cares alot about what other people think about her, although she doesn't show it on her face. Winnie is a girl that doesn't show her feelings on her face, she hides every sadness and things that people talk about her behind her back. She always carry her smile on her face so that she doesn't makes anyone sad. She is also a caring person that can make other people from sad to happy by words and smile, but she doesn't know how to do it to herself.
"She is such a hardworker!" One of her friend said
"Yeah, yeah she would even risk her life for it" 'friend' said
"Is that what they think about me..." said Winnie (her heart stings)
Walk in with a smile "Morning!".....
by SkyHigh167 December 12, 2018
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