Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.
Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
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Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025
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ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey
Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"
by T95 February 5, 2014
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Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
by muffincruncher December 6, 2010
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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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