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Walkerfelting

The act of smashing male genitalia (I.e. “cock & balls) in a window repeatedly until ejaculation occurs.
Me and my partner broke up, so to amend the pain I decided to start walkerfelting repeatedly.
by McRum March 22, 2024
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Walker

Ser un Walker significa ser pedófilo.
Walker es un apellido utilizado en linea por múltiples personas en un juego llamado Habbo Hotel, la mayoría de estos terminan siendo pedófilos.
-Oye, ¿Te enteraste de lo que hizo Jefferson?
+Si, terminó siendo un Walker.
by TheGodDark May 26, 2024
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Walker knocker

A younger person who pursues an older sexual partner
Did you see Jake’s new gf? Who knew he was a walker knocker
by shellshockpeach June 11, 2024
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Walker's Nod

A respectful bow of the head usually done multiple times by more experienced walkers, usually ones who notice body patterns and such. Either this walker or passerby does not want to talk or would not like to appear threatening. It may be akward for tbe person opposite from you, if they nod too early or too late. Usually said walker will bow their head for a few seconds when passing shoulder to shoulder, which is quite normal. I personally use the walker's nod a lot, and as mutual walkers, we all understand. When I first started walking a lot, I was quite confused, but realized quickly what others were doing. This is a show of respect, don't take it wrong. Anyway, have fun on your next walk! Remember to nod!
"I was walking down the street, and this shady guy gave me the walker's nod. I'm glad he wasn't going to- like, you know, kidnap me or something."
by spinthewheelpersonality October 18, 2024
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WalkerSweeney

A boy. Quite short in height. Has a tall ego. Very straight to the point. Sexuality is a matter he describes as, “ It’s like Ice-Cream, I want to every flavor, and like the f**k out of them.” His friends are limited. His nose is extended. He has slept with an entire continent.
I just saw a video where 2 guys did stuff together, they are such WalkerSweeneys.”
by anonymous February 27, 2025
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Wankering

Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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Walkers

Walkers is a British crisp brand. Basically a knock off of lays but British. My favourite flavour is salt.
I eat walkers every 2 secondsCaseoh
by Herrywiurry November 18, 2025
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