toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Toothbrush

You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.

Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 10, 2022

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

TroyTheeDuck

Known as "iamcardib" before getting permanently banned on the ROBLOX platform, TroyTheeDuck is a ROBLOX creator and player known for his Teslas and other cars. TroyTheeDuck was also an OnlyFans creator with other ROBLOX creator and player know as ZionHill. Together they shaked some ass and got that bag.

TroyTheeDuck, Is that you?

by bytchaxsnyga August 18, 2022

Tooth of Time

1. The best mountain you can climb as a Boy Scout
2. A mountain located in Cimarron, New Mexico that is/was used by travelers on the Santa Fe trail that symbolizes a traveler is about a week out from Santa Fe

"Dude, I heard Tooth of Time had an elevation of 9,003 feet. Is that true?"

by WildCard1506 September 2, 2022

toothpunk

a very cool band for people who have very hot ravenous gay sex (real)

Oh yeah, I love toothpunk and having very hot ravenous gay sex

by Toothpunk Wench December 9, 2022

Toothless Earthdog

Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.

Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?

Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn

by Macdirty4life March 21, 2023