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Wind Vane

A figure that spins and tells you the direction of the wind itself. Like nigerian dicks attached on top of a fucking pole.
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Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
by Tina’s June 6, 2019
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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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chinook wind

The act of a person (usually make) farting on the genitalia of a female, creating a 'warm wind' blowing from his 'rocky mountains' and giving warmth to her 'high plains valleys'
My girl was cold so I warned her up a bit with some Chinook Wind
by Masturgates September 24, 2019
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16th wind

Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019
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Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back
Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!
by 94Lex October 13, 2019
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