times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018

two fish

Typically, two people who work well together and cover for the other's shortcomings.

Q: Where'd you buy the ganga from?
A: The two fish across the street. If it's not the one, then the other will hook you up.

by beatmaster2005 April 17, 2009

Four by two

A mischievous act that is only completed once all members of a four memeber party succesfully perform upper deckers in four toilets of a household. Derived from the slang for shitting, "taking a number two."

Fredrick, Garth, & Juan knew they had completed a Four by two when they saw Keith come from the bathroom with a satisfied smile on his face.

by gabba gub November 17, 2009

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 28, 2004

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 27, 2005

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 06, 2010

Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

by beegm November 15, 2015