times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018

Four by two

A mischievous act that is only completed once all members of a four memeber party succesfully perform upper deckers in four toilets of a household. Derived from the slang for shitting, "taking a number two."

Fredrick, Garth, & Juan knew they had completed a Four by two when they saw Keith come from the bathroom with a satisfied smile on his face.

by gabba gub November 17, 2009

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 7, 2010

two bit

two bit is a character from “the outsiders” (very good book/ movie) he’s low key an alcoholic, but we love him either way even though he may look like a Teletubby we love him.

two bit’s hair style is shit.

by outsiders fan girl <3 November 3, 2019

Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

by beegm January 20, 2016