Angels Touch

When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.

He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.

by OofandIoop June 16, 2019

light touch

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air

the light touch is the ultimate fatality

by freakynetizen November 24, 2007

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 14, 2004

Touch jigaloos

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

by Chizz69 November 05, 2019

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

by sg1138_ January 06, 2006

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

by crx October 28, 2003