fistful spanking

Repeatedly punching someone in the ass

In and out .

-He said he likes fistful spanking

-He is just trying to make fisting sound kinkier

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016

spank a beat

Masterbation to a beat

I want to spank a beat

by Wingman 1 March 22, 2017

Spank Tank

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.

If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.

by XxPpcrusxX May 6, 2025

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

Spank September

During September, you are permitted to spank somebody.

ay homie come here its Spank September so you know what's going to happen

by rylyfo November 26, 2020