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Rusty Philips

When Marty twists on your Philips until you Moog in the bin.
Did you watch the most recent episode of MCM Marty gave the best rusty Philips on youtube
by MCMfanChris January 19, 2022
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rusty mashwete

I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".
by shvadenadder March 16, 2011
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Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016
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rusty thumbone

Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"

Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
by rileyriley March 3, 2011
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Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.
I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch
by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013
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rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016
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Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
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