When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
Get the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug. 
Get the pineapplemug. The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
Get the Slippery Pineapplemug. by Vexake June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. by SomeRandomPersonTbh June 5, 2018
Get the pineapplemug. by Cheeselover500 February 5, 2018
Get the Pineapplemug. When two gay men insert their penises into a pineapple and violently hump it together. Generally after licking each other’s anuses.
by Big Willy and the boys January 21, 2024
Get the pineapple passionmug.