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spec baby

An individual who exhibits a desire to attain knowledge from, and only from, the given specification. Such an individual does not yearn for extra knowledge but instead limits themselves to the bounds set by the examination board.
How can you be such a spec baby?
by Cryptokyo December 5, 2016
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
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baby metal

by taehyunscatears February 10, 2021
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Sweat Babies

Sweat Babies are the beads of sweat that form when two individuals are close enough that their skin is touching in a warm environment. When separating from each other the skin often has the sensation of peeling off from one another and is often left with moisture where the contact had been and the sweat babies had formed.
When riding in seats much too close together, in a jam packed bus in 100 degree weather, my thighs are always making sweat babies with the friends sitting next too me. :)
by lflores754 November 13, 2009
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Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby
by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009
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Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
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Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"
That newborn is such a marsupial baby.
by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011
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