Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024

weasel headed

When something is so uncool, its just plain unacceptable.

Dude that was weasel headed as hell,you pissing in that baby,s bottle the other night at the party.

by Jason Edmonds April 9, 2008

Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021

Weasel Puss

Nicholas Huber

Weasel puss is an attractive man.

by gunnergrant October 31, 2018

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by anonymous September 22, 2023