waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.

"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford

by Waste logged May 3, 2017

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

waste of time

Playing Bless online

(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)

Whe you keep playing a dead game that will very soon close all servers and you will lose all yours characters.
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Municipal Waste

The coolest fucking band in the world. A thrash metal masterpiece with bangers like: unleash the bastards, you’re cut off, the art of partying, beer pressure, horny for blood, sadistic magician.

MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP

by Unwghsbvsb January 11, 2023

Waste Witch

A woman that is really into recycling.

She's the offices' Waste Witch.

by G1G1 November 22, 2018

Ivory Waste

Person or persons that are a step above white trash.

Melissa isn’t ghetto-nasty and poor enough to be considered white trash; I think she’s a tad classier… I think she’s more like ivory waste….

by Degenerich March 16, 2025