Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
by FakeTucci January 18, 2015
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Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 16, 2018
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dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.
Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice
by Sitykid5 March 29, 2016
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whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.
That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.
by Rootsthatclutch January 28, 2022
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Yarn whip

Guy 1: That dude just tried to whip me with his yarn whip

Guy 2: He should get a more effective whip
by BinaryClock July 11, 2017
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Whip Job

A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.
Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.
by JustTip March 16, 2021
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Watery whip

Watery whip song by Mob Killaz is when you drive a sick whip to the point it's so fire it starts to be watery, getting the name watery whip.
watery whip, in the watery whip bitches, sucking my dick yeh.
Only cool people have watery whip
*Porshe passes by* "You see that car, that's a watery whip I bet he gets his dick sucked every night"
by Watery drip November 24, 2019
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