split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.

«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»

by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see

She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.

Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting

by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024

Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022

Split the sea

Use windmill

You can split the sea using windmills

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022