don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
Yo i just did an Ass Seat
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023
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baby seat

It is a seat made for babies in a car
A luxurious baby seat
by Peter7029 January 15, 2012
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sissy seat

The middle seat for the backseat passenger that no one wants to sit in was referred to aff I’m sorry,sectionals as the “sissy seat”. Whenever we would take a trip back in the 60s and 70s everyone wanted a window seat. Usually, three people could sit in backseat. Everyone would claim a window and the one who did not set in the “sissy seat”.
I’m sitting by the window, I’m not sitting in the sissy seat.“
by PC@MMYFC March 17, 2024
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 09, 2016
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Seated

when you’re so mad that you just wanna cry
Bro i’m seated right now. Shit got me tight!
by Ririonthebeat December 05, 2023
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toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat
by Assassin4151 January 14, 2021
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