The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
by Henrey S March 21, 2024
Get the Closet Republicanmug. Someone who is a self-proclaimed "Libertarian" but holds socially conservative views, especially one who is resistant to being labelled "Conservative" or "Republican"
Mark: Ned calls himself a libertarian but he's against gay marriage and legalizing weed.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.
by Supercoolsome September 6, 2022
Get the Diet Republicanmug. A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.
I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!
by CapitolHillNJ November 16, 2021
Get the Carpool Republicanmug. A group of politicians that cannot govern, thinks the Constitution is only the Second Amendment, Thinks Actors, Creationists, White Christian Nationalists, and Bubbleheads like Lauren Boebert and Paul Gosar can govern or do anything without a Registered Nurse to remind them to breathe.
A group of people that can't think about others, only of themselves.
A group of people that can't think about others, only of themselves.
The Republicans have spent 15 months doing nothing and failing at that. Republican Representative Marjorie Greene rather talk about how AIDS is spread by Chinese controlled Jewish Space Lasers on the orders of Joseph Biden and Hugo Chavez, who are also high on a mixture of Speed and Fentanyl. Also that Michelle Obama is a post-op Transsexual.
by GKuriboh April 27, 2024
Get the Republicanmug. That behavior of a person who uses the very slightest instance of pushback on their own delusional importance to mount a nuclear assault on reason based on lies and rumors of lies.
An example might be along the lines, "I asked Karen if she would please quit taking my yogurt from the break room fridge without first asking me and she was "going all Republican" on my ass!"
by Senior Chief Skeptic May 6, 2021
Get the going all republicanmug. Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021
Get the Republican Tearsmug. A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa rEpUbLiCaN iS lItErAlLy HiTlEr CuZ hE/sHe DoEsN'T wAnNa BaN mUh AsSaUlT wEaPoNs!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023
Get the MAGA Republicanmug.