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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Pumpkin

He’s a very good gorilla tag player that jukes a lot and can scale 1v1s anyone who wants to he likes being in competitive
Oh no pumpkin is in the sever we need to leave!” “He’s to good”
by Yt_pumpkin February 28, 2022
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pumpkin chuckin

Pumpkin Chuckin or Chunkin as it is call in other areas, is the art of building a trebuchet, slingshot or catapult to launch a pumpkin as far as you can. This event is featured in Union Grove, WI.
Hey are you goin to pumpkin chuckin in October?
by grovegirl98 May 7, 2018
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thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin
Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!
by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017
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pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020
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Pumpkin Soup

A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.
Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.
by realmendonteatsoup July 17, 2024
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