poser

An alternative to the word "post", as in when you would "poser" an image or video online.

1: Hey man, I posered that funny video in a popular Youtuber's Discord server.
2: You mean posted?
1: No.

by Witherskull42 September 17, 2022

Poser

Someone who's not who they say they are, or who they appear to be.

He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.

The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Poser

-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.

There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.

by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 29, 2010

Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.

The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021