Moon Biscuit

The greatest hamster of all time

"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020

Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.

by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018

Fut Moon

A man who is constantly eating hotdogs. Sort of like a never ending hot dog contest. But a man. Man flesh compiles hut doogs.

Why do you hang out with that Fut Moon?

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

billy moon

When you bend so far over to moon someone that you show your balls

I just got billy mooned.

by Max33 March 29, 2015

moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017

moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010