by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024
a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
by theJuanwhoknocks January 22, 2025
man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 05, 2020
A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.
by the 70th alternative account December 16, 2023
To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 05, 2024
To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".
by MousieInAHousie January 09, 2025