Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.
I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(
by Bearman September 9, 2023
Get the Golden Beavermug. The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.
I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more
by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020
Get the Golden Goldfishmug. When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.
Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.
by BigLud May 22, 2014
Get the Golden Overshotmug. Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises
The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time
by BarryTingle August 11, 2022
Get the Golden Moosemug. by Stage4fears March 20, 2019
Get the Golden Cardmug. When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.
by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010
Get the golden spritzermug. by GoldenMister February 14, 2022
Get the golden mistmug.