Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

by Scarab November 29, 2004

four wheel skid

Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'.

Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!

"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"

"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

four bald brothers

wanlo, shum egg, au yeung and alfred lam.

and our newest addition to the (formerly three) four bald brothers is Mr ALFRED LAM!!!

by anonymous November 29, 2020

four-leg drive

the ability of a quadruped to use all of its legs for acceleration and braking. Elephants are said to possess this ability. This is possible because power is imparted to each leg. Other quadrupeds are said to have rear-leg drive. Such animals use forelegs for braking and hind legs for acceleration.

Elephants are the only four-footed animals that are blessed with four-leg drive.

by uttam maharjan April 2, 2010

Four Dollar Special

Holding a roll of nickels in each fist to aid in punching.

Jimmy the Finger wouldn't disclose the whereabouts of his confederates until Trixie Dixon worked him over with a four dollar special.

by Dr.Tangent March 31, 2009

four times

the general number of times a kid must masturbate before school

Mark masturbated four times before school today.

by Chuck Norris December 6, 2004

four finger spread

The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.

Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."

by T-von October 23, 2008