Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 27, 2017

camp eyes

when you’re in one place with a lot of people for a long period of time, and you begin to find people attractive that you haven’t before. phenomena that happens in situations such as camp counselors

When Ben first met Ella, she wasn’t that cute: but after spending 7 weeks counseling with her, he’s starting to get camp eyes.

by gayvodka June 15, 2018

Eye Clit

That one spot on your eye that feels really good when you rub it.

Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now

Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens

Stasious: Me too tbh

by Coopertonium September 30, 2022

stripper eye

An infection of the eye which is caused by body glitter and or oils which contaminate the clients facial region..

I have woke up with stripper eye which is all red inflamed eye after being in a gentlemans club last night!!

by Enterprise True Lad September 3, 2016

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 4, 2007

eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."

That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww

by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014