bloody smurf

Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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bloody musket

when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.
I preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch.
by Chrismcmen August 20, 2007
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Bloody Angel

When one fucks a girl while she's on her period. Then the Cum drips out onto a piece of paper looking like an angel.
Jaime: OMG last night Chad and I made an Bloody Angel.
Kate: Gross did you guys really do that?
Jaime: We didn't plan to but the fluids just "plopped" out!!
by sam191991(1) January 02, 2011
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fucking bloody hell

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.
John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.
by FreeRealEstate January 06, 2018
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Bloody Mary

It is a sexual move which involves the man having sex with a woman when she is on her period and he fingers and/or fists her asshole as the same time until that bleeds so she is bleeding on him from two different spots.
Hey, Joe did you hear that Brooks gave Mackenzie a bloody mary last night at the party?
Wow that fool is nasty.
by Maximus Padimus June 10, 2010
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bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
by Buchwheat Bones May 25, 2011
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Seven Bloody Hells

"Seven Bloody Hells" (or, alternately, "seven hells") is a term created by George R. R. Martin in his famous book series "A Song of Ice and Fire", of which the first book is the well-known "Game of Thrones."

The term originates from one of the key theologies in the book, the Seven, of which there are seven deities, with seven heavens, and, therefore seven hells.

The term is often used as an expression of anger, anguish, or surprise, but it not limited to these emotions.

This term should be considered akin to the word "fuck" in its usage, however, it is usually used by a higher-class person, such as the royalty in the book.
Jon: "Seven bloody hells, it's cold." (neutral)

Robb: "Seven hells! Where did they come from?" (surprise)

Robert: "Seven bloody hells, Ned, I want to HIT something!" (anger)

Catelyn: "Seven hells! Why can't you see that this won't solve anything?" (anguish)

Cersei: "Seven hells, Jamie, why won't you ever think?" (anger)
by UnearthlyEnemy October 11, 2012
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