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beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
by JDN February 6, 2006
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Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.
"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"
by Toolrulez March 21, 2009
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beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
Get a load of that beach lizard.
by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020
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Long Beach

Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
Girl #1- I really want to go somewhere this summer
Girl#2- Oh my gosh we should go to Long Beach
by Lbnylover0 March 3, 2019
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Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.
What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS
by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019
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beach hopping

beach hopping is a group activity sport where 2 or more friends go to a location of a beach and start hopping around.
hey frank I challenge you to beach hopping

you are on bobby
by totallynotchelsea November 5, 2017
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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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