I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.
by Michelle Masi February 03, 2009
A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.
Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!
by GaryMoore March 25, 2018
When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
by rbpc May 01, 2014
1. The act of faking a fart
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
I was walking down the street and pulled out my fart placebo to create a stench around me.
"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
by Poppyface October 20, 2009
A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
by Justin Barrett October 07, 2005
Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 08, 2005
to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
by CPE-33 April 09, 2006