hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016

Man’s not hot

A famous rap song from Big Shaq, the greatest mathematician ever.

“Girl said take off your jacket, I said Man’s not hot” - Big Shaq

by A. A. Fair December 10, 2017

Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.

Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."

by HeroHandy April 24, 2019

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

evil hot

1. pain-soaked beauty

2. beauty that arises from or is pushed to a never-before-seen extreme by a malevolent force.

3. a feeling beyond the erotic, sets fire to the soul.

an already 5ft10 teenage Charlize Theron sweating and trembling as she watched her mother shoot her father.

a roofied up 20something Elvis slur-singing in his hotel bath while getting fondled by a silent interloper.

blood diamonds.

Stolen Jewish wealth and art languishing in Swiss vaults.

Whatever Kanye covets and cannot obtain despite his wealth, status and connections, and so he burns evil hot

by Crinklydink October 21, 2010

Hot commodity

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with

Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her

by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018

hot boxing

getting into a car, rolling up the windows and getting high. The whole purpose of this event is to celebrate manhood by lighting up joints in a closed car, therefore inhaling more of that pure weed smoke.

Me and Rob went hotboxing in his car, we got faded as fuck.

by tom July 30, 2004