by Michele B March 23, 2008
gay'-tard, adj. Combination of gay* and retard. Used derogatively to refer to someone who is acting gay* and in an idiotic or retarded fashion. The term is rarely used to refer to one's sexual orientation, but may be acceptable to use within certain groups (i.e. - a group of friends who are homosexual). The term is a development in the late 1990's, combining two slurs often heard in high school hallways, "retard" and "gay."
by late February 25, 2004
Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.
by James D. Farless March 16, 2007
Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard
by jennyb February 12, 2008
by sp12345 August 21, 2008
One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard
Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."
by Johnny Rustic February 05, 2006
Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.
Bob: hey man, pass this douche
Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.
Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.
by Jacob K Reist January 30, 2008