Swag Tube

a synonym for a condom or rubber.

Friend: Yo mayne why didn't you do your girl today?
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!

by SwagTubeKid June 15, 2010

boobie swag

having intensely large breastisis.

wow your mom has boobie swag!

WOW! your dad has boobie swag!

by ilovetities November 19, 2010

Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.

Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.

by khangn14 May 1, 2012

swag daddy

when someone is responsible for the creation of a style/swag

Brett Lamb: Look at Colonel Saunders repping a pair of ray bans what a swag daddy!!

Matt: i heard that don, Amen Brother Genuine swag daddy

by mattthonnas February 1, 2012

Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)

This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"

by KidSwagg October 29, 2010

Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Medway Swag

Unlike regular swag, Medway Swag includes rednecks, hicks, muddy lifted trucks, burn outs, country music, tan lines, rugby, going for a smoke in Weldon, leaving farm animals in your school, and driving your tractor to school.

After smoking up the entire student parking lot doing a burn out with a lifted muddy truck, one might say "dat Medway swag doe!"

by MedwayHS June 21, 2014