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Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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Surprise Stoner

One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012
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surp surp

Abbreviated version of "syrup syrup" said by Lil Wayne in "Pill Poppin". It refers to drinking sizzurp, the purple cough medicine concoction that he is often high on.

Can be used in placement of "drink up" or as an exclamation about getting drunk. Ironically it is mostly white girls who use the term, which makes them sound like morons, but when said with the intention of sounding like a drunk douche bag, it is on the same playing field as saying "YOLO".

Think of white girls who listen to Nicki Minaj.
Girl 1: I'm so excited for your party tonight
Girl 2: Yeahhhhh we gonna get our drink on, surp surp.
by vesperlynd November 19, 2013
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Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.
I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
by Books January 15, 2015
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Surpissed

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.
Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"
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Suphugolos

Someone who clicks the link without knowing what they will find. You fucking retard. What did you think was gonna be here.
You’re a Suphugolos! You tapped on the link without knowing what it would be. Idiots. Dumb ass pussy boi
by PussyBoi21 August 30, 2019
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Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
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