the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012
Get the kitten surprisemug. When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018
Get the Syrian Surprisemug. The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022
Get the Surprise Mustachemug. A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010
Get the Nasonex Surprisemug. When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Surprisemug. by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
Get the The Pulitzer Surprisemug. When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug.