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Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
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Froggy-Stamp

The act in which a female squats and essentially stamps (like an ink stamp) the face or head of a lover or other person, with her vagina. Also known as the female equivalent of the act termed the "Teabag" in which a male places the scrotum onto the face or head of another person, sometimes as a comedic endeavor. The term "Froggy-Stamp" derives not only from the frog like position in which the stamp is delivered but also from the visual similarity in appearance to the outline of a frog sen from above, which can be observed in the impression or image outline, that is left perceivable upon the surface location of contact, with the female genitalia.
"Fool enough to pass out drunk at the party the poor chap fell victim to the first ever recorded Froggy-Stamping when one of the women attending lifted her skirts, did a quick squat on his forehead, and after leaving her mark, left the party!"

As he looked closer in the mirror, touched the sticky film on his forehead and noticed the almost invisible outline of a frog, he realized he'd been the victim of a Froggy-Stamping during his unconscious state of intoxication.
by RatchedT February 19, 2024
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Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
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sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.
I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.
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Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
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stamp feet

To delay or stall a process, to give the impression of due diligence and deep consideration. Usually involves many committee meetings to reach a consensus.
I was waiting for approval from management. They had to stamp feet first, but it was inevitable.
by herr durcheinander June 17, 2021
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Stephen Stamps

Type of person that watches his own parents homemade porno tape.
by 5 liters of oil March 15, 2019
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