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stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.
Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.
by Elvis May 8, 2004
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Stanley Steamer

When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.
by Christoph Sasylor February 26, 2008
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Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.
Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.
by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009
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Stanley

A type of knife, associated with being used by English football hooligans amongst other things.
"Meet Stanley" From football factory, scouser whips out his Stanley knife.
by Duncaninho June 23, 2008
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stale banana

Bob:"That kid is such a weenie"
Joe: "No he's a STALE BANANA"
by sincerelyyxmeee February 5, 2008
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stahled

verb.

def1. The act of cock blocking, or stopping a player from getting laid.
def2 The act of stopping of butting into a players conversation with a woman in such a was as to sink the conversation preventing the player from getting laid.
def3 The act of player hating in general.
def4 Intentionaly disrupting a players moves, for what ever reason whatsover.
example 1 Vanessa, was busting a sweat move in her attempt to pick up on Jason, when David stepped in and stahled her.
example 2. My attempt to hook up with Janet was stahled by David.
by JakerRivers November 7, 2009
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Stanley

Stanley is a gay fuck and loves to strip and hump people.His humongous cork is more hairy than the hair on his head.When he opens his mouth,it is always because he wants suck a cork.He is an asshole
Person1”Stanley is coming
Person2:”Run for your lives
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
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