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Slut Speak

Online phrases and words that every middle schooler finds cool and must use.
Girl talking to friend on aim-
Rach, so omg,
mi mom tells me that lyk, im so grounded!!
this lyk so fkin sux!!
Lolz, sry, im just toatzz maaaad bout it!!
srsly, im lyk what 2 do now?!?

Response- Stop with the Slut Speak! We do have a language you know, it's called english. Lyk, ya know?!
by Robash May 21, 2008
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spak

A person who drives a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate, apparently designed to take up lots of room and prevent the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead. (see spakky wagon)

A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.
"You're a spak, you're a spak, you don't know it yet, you're a spak*"
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"
by Alan Wagon September 16, 2006
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Speak the Roman

To talk simply. Usually said after someone says something really confusing or stupid.
Person 1: So from what you said, I really don't see how the fire would then not count as damage.
Person 2: Speak the Roman, man.
by Ub3r Obama April 29, 2011
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text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.
text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"
by deeee!!! August 12, 2009
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nano-speak

Idle chit-chat, small talk, or casual conversation for the digital age. Short conversation meant to encapsulate an informal thought or idea. Also useful for people with short attention spans in the "Twitter" era.
Dude: Bro, I saw Gary the other day down at the bodega.

Dude #2: Oh yeah, you ask him about his divorce?

Dude: Nah, just some nano-speak about the weather and TV. I didn't want to get into a long conversation about his pain.

Dude #2: His wife was hot.
by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009
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speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.
Person 1 "I speaka chinese"
by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011
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e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.
Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy
by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009
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