Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
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