salty dog

After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.

Craven gave TC a salty dog.

by Thupar_Man January 21, 2005

sooty

Being fisted like a hand puppet. Generally a gay term.

Chris is a Sooty

by someonesooty December 16, 2008

Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

Salty Seagull

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull

Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.

by retturd February 12, 2010

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

salty

(ajective) describes a person who is wrong and mad about it.

that nigga was salty when i corrected his dumabass

by nasty nati nigga September 29, 2006

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011