soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

by Soft launcher November 19, 2021

Soft 17

A 17 year-old girl who will turn 18 within a week. Like the blackjack hand, it may be pemissible to hit on a soft 17, but not a hard 17.

Dude, she's a soft 17. If you were to hit that and get caught, the judge would probably go easy on you.

by Ludditeright October 6, 2010

Soft War

Soft War is war which is taken part after end of cold war between Putin's Russia and US. Soft war is also war between Internet heroes and different software.

Russia lost in cold war but is winning in soft war.

by carusel_man1 May 13, 2014

Soft Serve

When someone shits in your mouth

Dude 1: So what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Dude 2: Soft serve.

by triceratops January 7, 2017

Soft Lunch

Giving a blowjob to someone with erectile disfunction.

"I met up with this guy yesterday for a hookup, talk about a soft lunch."

by UncleJup July 3, 2019

soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister

my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.

by ollie k August 9, 2004