After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
Get the Smurf hatmug. by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020
Get the Smurfedmug. In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
by Paul Munda November 7, 2012
Get the Smurfmug. A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.
Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
by Sexybaby669 November 3, 2022
Get the SMURFmug. After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.
by Timmers05 September 1, 2025
Get the Smurf Pussmug. “She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021
Get the Smurfedmug. by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
Get the Feeding bologna to the smurfsmug.