smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Smart

Smart no it all with big brain that probably goes to a grammar school

(Smart) is someone that noes a lot of things

by Random_Jake November 4, 2019

smart bimbo

A girl who plays at being a bimbo but is actually really smart.

Aria may play dumb, but she is really smart, so she is a smart bimbo.

by Thatonegirl8420 March 11, 2023

Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .

Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024