the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash
Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
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Ex.2 Damn Betty That Wasn't Sex That Was Freaking Rage Smap!
Ex.2 Damn Betty That Wasn't Sex That Was Freaking Rage Smap!
by Blingee Queen March 1, 2011
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A game played with a group of friends and a Water bottle
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
by Brioman333 September 20, 2012
Get the Pinky Smash mug.The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.
Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?
Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.
Guy2: That was an awful pun...
Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?
Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.
Guy2: That was an awful pun...
by Quaq October 9, 2013
Get the Indian Slapshot mug.When you put your head into the vagina. Sometimes done with snorkels on to help breathing. This is a highly dangerous technique often resulting in suffocation.
by Dictionary Wiz May 12, 2014
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Get the Lip Smash mug."Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
by Sush God October 11, 2016
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