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sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
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web-sit

sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web
kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?

betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit
by pass the holy water December 7, 2017
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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016
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SIT

I tried to take a shit but all that came out was a SIT.
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.
Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?
by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017
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sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022
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